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June 8, 2007
Filed under: David Descalso, St. Louis Cardinals, Minor Issues — Dan @ 4:00 am

The case for David Descalso, third round: He put up very good numbers in college.

The case against David Descalso, third round: I have trouble spelling his name. Also, he is a pudgy third baseman with little in the way of power.

Erik has a blurb stating that some thought it only kinda likely he’d be drafted in the first ten rounds. You might be wondering: how unlikely is it that he was going to go this high in the draft to anybody else? This David Descalso, a seventeen-year-old track runner, shows up more often on Google.

In Conclusion Hypothetical Theater

A hypothetical conversation between the Cardinals and THE David Descalso, collegiate third baseman

Cardinals: Hey, David? We’d just like to tell you that we drafted you.

David Descalso: Aww, crap, is this the government?

1 Comment

  1. that’s because his name is daniel. and to say he is pudgy is a joke. check up on your facts, it’s not that difficult.

    Comment by matt — July 3, 2007 @ 10:27 am

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